When my Uncle Derick upset the landlord at The Ex Service mens Club.
They agreed that satisfaction should be met at Dawn.
The next day was Dawns day off, so I being me.
Agreed for the third time to be my Uncle Dericks second, and he chose to fight…
Well they settled on toffee hammers Tuesday morning.
On the Tuesday morning we all overslept so it was more of an half Eleven start.
We stood in the car park of The Ex Serviceman’s Club and the landlords second approached me and asked if we could do it next week because there was a darts match on and he couldn’t find a toffee hammer.
On behalf of my duelling Uncle I said fair enough like you know.
The Eastwood and Kimberley Advertiser reported Toffee Hammer duelist see sense as darts match unites.
Although “Toffee Hammer” wanted must be in good condition appeared in the free ads of the following issue.