Recent events have inspired me to offer up the following facts
My favourite painting can be found in the Whitworth Art Gallery near Manchester
A portrait of Lucien Freud by Francis Bacon.
I prefer Freud to Bacon but this canvas is amazing
I can sing slightly and often do, I have also painted a few canvases, none of which reside in the Whitworth.
Drawing a straight line is not what I am about, although I do draw lines at 45 degrees very fast and then draw lines at a right angle off them