Me and Jo went to a fancy dress fundraiser at the safari park in a Zebra suit.
What we didn’t know was that the real Zebra had got loose and had followed all the guests in animal costumes into the party.
The Zebra started mingling with the other guests and all was well.
I think I may have bought it a drink, “your going down loser!”
We chatted with a couple from Leeds, swingers they were dressed as a lovely stallion.
I asked him what he did and he said
“Get your pyjamas off and I’ll show you? “
After a while the best costume winner was announced and me and Jo won with our Zebra outfit.
The real Zebra came 2nd it was furious, it approached us and started pushing me…..
Sorry woody moose tribute xxx