In the 70’s my uncle Brian set up a charity wanking tramps off.
Today he’s got 400 wankers working for him
They moved into Europe but you have to wank them off on the wrong side of the road and you have to have a warning triangle and spare bulbs
I asked a wanker about the work
He said the hardest part of the job was the tramps cock
And some tramps get carried away and try to kiss you and ask if they can see you again
One tramp said he liked tea bagging but I saw no one with any hot drinks