It’s not easy being a Samali pirate.
You have to get up early.
And you have to tell your wife your doing this to make a better future for your family.
You tell her she has to look at the bigger picture.
Samali pirates have to be able to kill people.
And they often have to get up early.
And we all like to think that they cuddle their children.
When they get time off of course, bank holliday Monday or Xmas day.
Typical occasions when you hear Samali pirates say:
“I Love you Daughter have this scarf that I stole from a 50 year old Women.
I killed her because her relatives in Bradford didn’t have 12 pounds or 120 pounds well money anyway…
Got to go now anyway got to get up early.”